Jessica Biel’s “Cousin It” look is her best yet – Hollywood Tuna

KFed’s gravy boat holder is a paparazzi target now (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried giving her sexiest fartface in GQ – Egotastic!

If the pandas die, our hearts will die too – Towleroad

Doogie Howser’s former fuck partner (on TV) reunite – Lainey Gossip

Vintage Taylor Lautner…from a year ago – Popsugar

9021OHdomenow – Just Jared

John Travolta admits his son was autistic. In other news, Tommy Girl was spotted removing a giant box labeled “Johnny’s toys” from his dungeon – Socialite Life

I’d hit all of them – Cityrag

Well, it is a known fact that stoners have trouble standing upright by themselves – SOW

Single White Female with a baby – ICYDK

Kristin Cavacacaorwhatever should get 4 life sentences without parole for creating Twit & Twat – I’m Not Obsessed

Blohan picks up a Pussycat Dolls’ sloppy seconds - Celebitchy

Miss Cleo is now Kerry Katona’s therapist – Holy Moly!

Yup, Kate Moss is still drunk – Hollywood Rag

I approve of this if they change the name to SEXXX-Factor and showcase Simon Cowell’s titty twitching skills for the entire hour – Popeater

It’s Emmy Awards time which is my cue to make a giant pitcher of Andre, Red Bull and Strawberry Hill! I’m going to need that shit to get through 10-hours of hos in boring dresses making Kanye jokes. Seriously, you know every bitch that wins is going to say something like, “I hope Kanye doesn’t mic block me.” I hope he does! Actually, I hope he’s Miss Emmy, so he can snatch mics, wigs, awards, Sookeh’s ear-killing Southern accent and Katherine Hagel’s new baby.