Jessica Biel’s “Cousin It” look is her best yet – Hollywood Tuna

KFed’s gravy boat holder is a paparazzi target now (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried giving her sexiest fartface in GQ – Egotastic!

If the pandas die, our hearts will die too – Towleroad

Doogie Howser’s former fuck partner (on TV) reunite – Lainey Gossip

Vintage Taylor Lautner…from a year ago – Popsugar

9021OHdomenow – Just Jared

John Travolta admits his son was autistic. In other news, Tommy Girl was spotted removing a giant box labeled “Johnny’s toys” from his dungeon – Socialite Life

I’d hit all of them – Cityrag

Well, it is a known fact that stoners have trouble standing upright by themselves – SOW

Single White Female with a baby – ICYDK

Kristin Cavacacaorwhatever should get 4 life sentences without parole for creating Twit & Twat – I’m Not Obsessed

Blohan picks up a Pussycat Dolls’ sloppy seconds - Celebitchy

Miss Cleo is now Kerry Katona’s therapist – Holy Moly!

Yup, Kate Moss is still drunk – Hollywood Rag

I approve of this if they change the name to SEXXX-Factor and showcase Simon Cowell’s titty twitching skills for the entire hour – Popeater

Marc Quinn created this golden statue of Kate Moss in what I am guessing is a Kama Sutra pose. Or perhaps she had and itch on her back. Regardless, he unveiled the solid gold sculpture of Moss, which he dubbed “Siren,” at the British Museum. The statue sold for just under $140,000 in an auction to raise charitable funds for Africa.

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Tyra Banks and Kate Moss pose together

ok no its their wax figures at Madame Tussauds

I feel like I’ve seen Tyra look EXACTLY like this, perfect pose and look.

These are really amazing.

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RICH, my love, from FourFour updated with an ANTM post!

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/09/little-girls-big-deal.html

Above is a little clip of Kate Moss flipping her nostrils after James Nesbitt, the host of the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, made a joke at her expensive. James apparently LOLed about Kate being nekkid on the cover of GQ. Kate wasn’t loving it, so she got up, stormed out and shouted beautiful Dlisted-approved gems like: “How fucking dare he!” and “I’m never coming back to this fucking award show again!” Lily Allen just stood there and giggled. You know you’re a special kind of angry drunk when you make Lily Allen look like the picture of a pristine lady. Kudos for that, Kate!

You know, I’m not sure why Kate got all bitchy about some ho making fun of her being naked on the cover of a magazine. Bitch is naked on the cover of EVERYTHING. Seriously, grab a Pennysaver and Kate’s bare nalgas will be staring back at you. Run into a random pediatrician’s office, pick up a Highlights Magazine and Kate’s frownin’ snatch will be right there on the cover. Hell, I’m sure Kate’s saggies are even on the cover of the Holy Bible at select motels.

So I have a hard time believing she’d freak out over that. Maybe the open bar ran out of hooch halfway through the ceremony? If you ever want to bring out the cunt monster in Kate Moss in 0 seconds flat, just scream one of the following: “LAST CALL!“, “YOU’RE CUT OFF” or “WE’RE DRY!”.

I think Kate Moss really likes showing her tits, cuz we’re always seeing ‘em. Which I don’t have a problem with, it’s just unusual. I wish more girls were like her. I think that might solve the issue of…