No, not that one!

Mitch Winehouse is moving on from ratting his daughter out to the tabloids to gossiping about her on television via the jungle!

Papa Winehouse has signed on to appear on the UK’s version of I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! alongside LaToya and Tito Jackson, and Kerry Katona’s ex, Brian McFadden, just to name a few.

ITV believe Mitch will be a “fantastic addition” to the show, and sources say Winehouse is up for the challenge of the game because he thinks it’d be “a lot of fun.”

And of course, Papa Winehouse has an album due to come out in a few weeks, so ramping up the promotion wouldn’t hurt either.

An album?????

He knows how to play the game!

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Jessica Biel’s “Cousin It” look is her best yet – Hollywood Tuna

KFed’s gravy boat holder is a paparazzi target now (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried giving her sexiest fartface in GQ – Egotastic!

If the pandas die, our hearts will die too – Towleroad

Doogie Howser’s former fuck partner (on TV) reunite – Lainey Gossip

Vintage Taylor Lautner…from a year ago – Popsugar

9021OHdomenow – Just Jared

John Travolta admits his son was autistic. In other news, Tommy Girl was spotted removing a giant box labeled “Johnny’s toys” from his dungeon – Socialite Life

I’d hit all of them – Cityrag

Well, it is a known fact that stoners have trouble standing upright by themselves – SOW

Single White Female with a baby – ICYDK

Kristin Cavacacaorwhatever should get 4 life sentences without parole for creating Twit & Twat – I’m Not Obsessed

Blohan picks up a Pussycat Dolls’ sloppy seconds - Celebitchy

Miss Cleo is now Kerry Katona’s therapist – Holy Moly!

Yup, Kate Moss is still drunk – Hollywood Rag

I approve of this if they change the name to SEXXX-Factor and showcase Simon Cowell’s titty twitching skills for the entire hour – Popeater

Friends of Kerry Katona say she’s jobless, broke and still majorly hongray for the bad shit. They also said that Kerry is having a hard time getting her hands on the Lohan powder, because she owes several dealers a lot of money. Instead of breaking her knee caps or ripping her safe out of the wall, Kerry’s dealers have decided to stop serving her. They are no longer returning her calls. Shit just got serious.

One dealer told the Daily Star, “She was such a good customer that she got things on tick. But most of the dealers have turned their backs on her. Some have changed their numbers so she can’t ring. She’s so skint that she still owes some of them money. Nobody is looking for the money back though, they realize her problems are bigger than theirs.”

When even your dealer feels sorry in the heart for you, it’s probably time to put yourself in the tank, close the lid and never come out until you’re no longer getting the shakes when you watch Scarface. And Kerry’s family better clear the house of all products with any kind of chemical in it, because you know that bitch is going to start smoking Drano and sticking NyQuil tampons up her cooze.