Filed under: Michael Jackson
A man who claims to have placed the highest bids on 170 items in a canceled Michael Jackson auction is furious he was never given the goods — and now he wants at least $5,000,000 to ease the pain of the monumental letdown.Richard Lapointe just filed …
With all the press Lindsay Lohan has gotten in the past week, it was only a matter of time before Michael Lohan opened his mouth about his daughter.
Taking time out from speaking on his BFF Jon Gosselin, the media whore father says he’s worried about Lilo’s downward spiral.
But, Poppa Lohan has a plan!
He says: “I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse…because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Thanks for teaching us Drugs 101, but comparing Lindsay to Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson is like comparing apples and oranges. They actually had very successful careers.
Michael also explains why she’s not acting. You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t.”
Tell us something we don’t know!
He goes on to say “The girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”
Umm a fungus inside her??? We don’t think that’s from prescription drugs.
Michael rambles on for a while, but never actually says what he’s going to do. However, he does manage to blame this somewhat on himself and, of course, Dina because – according to him – “Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorced.”
Poppa Lohan better get to the girl soon since that whole fashion thing didn’t work out. It’s only a matter of time before she takes a cue from her little sister Ali.
[Image via WENN.]
According to Michael Lohan, his daughter Blohan is in a bad way and is on the path to complete destruction. Instead of tying her to bed and getting Daddy Spears to perform an exorcism on her (using cheese grits), Michael ran off to Radar.
Michael said that right after he’s done making money off of her by barfing all the details of her problems to the media, he’s going to help her. Michael queefed, “I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on. I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.“
Michael wouldn’t say what kind of pills she’s addicted to, but went on to say that they are ruining her life, “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way. She’s a different person. I was out there for a week when she was living at the Sunset Marquis Hotel and I would sit there and cry. It was horrible. This was not the kid I raised. Whoever the people are that came into her life and convinced her otherwise should be thrown in jail, because they’re the same type of people who are responsible for the deaths of Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson and DJ AM. Everything was fine in our family until Dina and I got divorce. And that’s when all the kids’ lives started to unravel… including Lindsay’s.”
Michael Lohan is a true poet. Now I can understand why LiLo’s eating pharmacies whole, because just reading his words makes me want to feed from one of Paula Abdul’s nipples.
And the biggest fungus in her life goes by the scientific name of Michael Lohan. You heard the man, throw his ass in jail!
While Michael was singing and dancing to Radar, his daughter was in Paris partying it up with Busta Rhymes.
Filed under: Michael Jackson, Exclusives
For several weeks, Michael Jackson’s tomb at Forest Lawn Memorial Park was under maximum, ’round-the-clock security — but TMZ has now learned the extra protection has been “scaled back.”Sources tell us the mausoleum that houses Jackson’s body was …
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Michael Jackson
The charity being sued by the administrators of Michael Jackson’s estate says they should be viewed as “friends” of the Jackson estate and they will fight to continue to protect his legacy. Heal the World, which is being accused of ripping off …
Contrary to a Saturday night TMZ.com report, literary giant Maya Angelou was not hospitalized while in Los Angeles, CNN reported this morning.
CNN news editor Saeed Ahmed shared this on Twitter earlier today: “Contrary to TMZ report, Maya Angelou is fine, at home, & wasn’t even in LA Sat nite, said her literary agent Helen Brann.”
TMZ has gained a reputation for scooping traditional news outlets with news of celebrity ailments, famously reporting Michael Jackson’s death long before other outlets.
TMZ’s Saturday night report — branded as an exclusive — was brief, saying that the story was developing.
Their resume includes Michael Jackson, Jennifer Lopez, Madonna, Usher, Gwen Stefani, Missy Elliott, Kylie Minogue, Black Eyed Peas, Pink, among others.
Here is their presentation video:
Filed under: Michael Jackson, Exclusives
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Dr. Conrad Murray had a Las Vegas pharmacy send a steady supply of Propofol to his girlfriend’s Santa Monica apartment — the apartment where he was living.Our sources tell us Dr. Murray had Applied Pharmacy send …
Filed under: Michael Jackson
A hearing is underway in Michael Jackson’s probate case — the judge wants to know how the three kids are doing. And some family members may try and boot John Branca as executor under the will.*** Refresh for the latest updates ***UPDATE 5:05 PM ET …
Anything to make a quick buck, right?
Jermaine Jackson is signed up to appear as a judge on the upcoming BBC3 show Move Like Michael Jackson to air as a 6-part series at the end of the year.
The show will travel the UK in search of the best Jackson-style dancer, including mastering the Moonwalk as well as coming up with their own choreography.
Jermaine says:
“Michael was a superb dancer who inspired people across the world to master his moves and create their own unique routines. I’m really excited and delighted to be part of this show and look forward to finding the most talented and inspiring dancers.”
Yeah, yeah, Jermaine. How much are you getting paid?!
[Image via A. Miller / WENN.]
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