This morning, my ass has already posted some pictures of Mel Gibson with a growling beaver on his hand, so naturally I had to follow that up with precious shots of Wolverine carrying two pink My Little Pony babies (insert your own joke about Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins here). The two are related somehow. It’ll come to me later.

You know, someone has already predicted that Wolverine and My Little Pony would soon meet. They even tattooed their vision on their body:

Miss Cleo must be doing tattoos now. And if that tattoo just gave you a prostate exam while humming a showtune, you are not alone.

Wolverine wasn’t only playing with two pink ponies yesterday in Connecticut, he also had a little fun with a pair of misshapen mutant orange balls. I’m guessing that just like me, Hugh has some weird kinky fascination with Carrot Top. Look at how he’s holding those things all excited-like! The Wolverine’s wolf cave is definitely howling.

Jessica Biel’s “Cousin It” look is her best yet – Hollywood Tuna

KFed’s gravy boat holder is a paparazzi target now (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amanda Seyfried giving her sexiest fartface in GQ – Egotastic!

If the pandas die, our hearts will die too – Towleroad

Doogie Howser’s former fuck partner (on TV) reunite – Lainey Gossip

Vintage Taylor Lautner…from a year ago – Popsugar

9021OHdomenow – Just Jared

John Travolta admits his son was autistic. In other news, Tommy Girl was spotted removing a giant box labeled “Johnny’s toys” from his dungeon – Socialite Life

I’d hit all of them – Cityrag

Well, it is a known fact that stoners have trouble standing upright by themselves – SOW

Single White Female with a baby – ICYDK

Kristin Cavacacaorwhatever should get 4 life sentences without parole for creating Twit & Twat – I’m Not Obsessed

Blohan picks up a Pussycat Dolls’ sloppy seconds - Celebitchy

Miss Cleo is now Kerry Katona’s therapist – Holy Moly!

Yup, Kate Moss is still drunk – Hollywood Rag

I approve of this if they change the name to SEXXX-Factor and showcase Simon Cowell’s titty twitching skills for the entire hour – Popeater