LeAnn Rimes already took a bull dozer to Brand Glanville’s marriage by stealing her hot piece of a husband Eddie Cibrian, and now she’s trying to take everything else. That’s what Brandi told UsWeekly anyway. According to Brandi, she is currently starring in a life remake of Single White Female with her in the Bridget Fonda role and LeAnn in the Jennifer Jason Leigh Role. Worst remake ever.

Brandi said that LeAnn better back her coochie up, because she’s getting way too close, “I have a new neighbor and her name is LeAnn Rimes. She’s moved in a half a mile from my house and a block from my son’s school. So she is completely space invading me at the moment so things are not cool. There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up. Honestly, she’s Single White Female-ing me. She wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family.“

Brandi is being way too dramatic about this. I doubt LeAnn is stealing her life on purpose. LeAnn probably can’t even see Brandi’s life clearly, because her eyes are always in the damn squint position. Bitch can’t open her eyes! Brandi needs to think about that.

And when is Eddie Cibrian going to start copying the life of LeAnn’s gayfaced husband? We all want to know when Eddie starts trolling the glory holes and bleaching his no-no.

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Single White Female star Jennifer Jason Leigh and her director husband Noah Baumbach are expecting their first child together, according to U.S. reports.

A source tells the National Enquirer, “Having children is something they have wanted for some time. They are overjoyed with the news.

“Jennifer wanted to play it safe and not tell anyone until she was past the three-month mark. But now that she has reached that stage, she has been telling some of those close to her.

“Noah and Jennifer are so in love – and they’re going to make great parents.”

The baby is due in March.

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Bahaha I’m watching The Hudsucker Proxy and just happened to come across this article when I google searched her. Congratulations to them both!